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To balance the talk of funerals and people passing on I thought I would share this little bit of humour that was e-mailed to me by a friend. Having the winter we just had in Ontario the thoughts of snow are fresh in our minds. Hope you enjoy it.
Being Canadian
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again you ma live in Canada
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching you may live in Canada
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.
If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others you definitely live in Canada |